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nianeyna:

fartoomuchsarcasm:

nianeyna:

nianeyna:

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" - My reaction upon coming downstairs and seeing this THING on my kitchen floor. Right after screaming like a little girl, that is.

ravenclawssaywhat replied to your post:IT JUST WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIIIIEND. no but seriously spray it with 409 and kill itYou know, it scuttled off after I took this picture and I honestly was going to just let it return to its lair in peace. But then it CAME BACK and you know what, no. If it’s too stupid to stay out of lighted human areas it deserves to get stomped. Spider Darwin Awards. Rest in trashcan, motherfucker.OH AND PS, WHILE I WAS WRITING THIS POST I GOT UP TO LET MY DOG IN AND A HUGE FUCKING MOTH FLEW IN AND STARTED HAVING A GODDAMN ONE-MOTH RAVE OR SOMETHING. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? AM I JUST DESTINED TO BE MENACED BY GIANT BUGS TONIGHT? FUCK.

Uhg. That’s the kind I keep finding in my shower. Now there’s a way to wake up.

oh god my toes just curled up in horror imagining finding one of these while NAKED. I salute you, brave sister.AND YES OH MY GOD IT WAS HUGE IT WAS SO HUGE THE PICTURE DOESN’T DO IT JUSTICE

The first time I wasn’t in the shower yet, so, while startled, I managed to get the vacuum out without too much fuss and a fair amount of aplomb. But the second time, I was in the shower and turned around to see it at the far end. I didn’t scream like a small girl, but I definitely made a very alarmed and upset noise before I tore out of there for a towel and the vacuum. I needed several cups of coffee before I felt normal again.

nianeyna:

fartoomuchsarcasm:

nianeyna:

nianeyna:

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" - My reaction upon coming downstairs and seeing this THING on my kitchen floor. Right after screaming like a little girl, that is.

ravenclawssaywhat replied to your post:
IT JUST WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIIIIEND. no but seriously spray it with 409 and kill it

You know, it scuttled off after I took this picture and I honestly was going to just let it return to its lair in peace. But then it CAME BACK and you know what, no. If it’s too stupid to stay out of lighted human areas it deserves to get stomped. Spider Darwin Awards. Rest in trashcan, motherfucker.

OH AND PS, WHILE I WAS WRITING THIS POST I GOT UP TO LET MY DOG IN AND A HUGE FUCKING MOTH FLEW IN AND STARTED HAVING A GODDAMN ONE-MOTH RAVE OR SOMETHING. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? AM I JUST DESTINED TO BE MENACED BY GIANT BUGS TONIGHT? FUCK.

Uhg. That’s the kind I keep finding in my shower. Now there’s a way to wake up.

oh god my toes just curled up in horror imagining finding one of these while NAKED. I salute you, brave sister.

AND YES OH MY GOD IT WAS HUGE IT WAS SO HUGE THE PICTURE DOESN’T DO IT JUSTICE

The first time I wasn’t in the shower yet, so, while startled, I managed to get the vacuum out without too much fuss and a fair amount of aplomb. But the second time, I was in the shower and turned around to see it at the far end. I didn’t scream like a small girl, but I definitely made a very alarmed and upset noise before I tore out of there for a towel and the vacuum. I needed several cups of coffee before I felt normal again.

nianeyna:

nianeyna:

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" - My reaction upon coming downstairs and seeing this THING on my kitchen floor. Right after screaming like a little girl, that is.

ravenclawssaywhat replied to your post:IT JUST WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIIIIEND. no but seriously spray it with 409 and kill itYou know, it scuttled off after I took this picture and I honestly was going to just let it return to its lair in peace. But then it CAME BACK and you know what, no. If it’s too stupid to stay out of lighted human areas it deserves to get stomped. Spider Darwin Awards. Rest in trashcan, motherfucker.OH AND PS, WHILE I WAS WRITING THIS POST I GOT UP TO LET MY DOG IN AND A HUGE FUCKING MOTH FLEW IN AND STARTED HAVING A GODDAMN ONE-MOTH RAVE OR SOMETHING. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? AM I JUST DESTINED TO BE MENACED BY GIANT BUGS TONIGHT? FUCK.

Uhg. That’s the kind I keep finding in my shower. Now there’s a way to wake up.

nianeyna:

nianeyna:

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" - My reaction upon coming downstairs and seeing this THING on my kitchen floor. Right after screaming like a little girl, that is.

ravenclawssaywhat replied to your post:
IT JUST WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIIIIEND. no but seriously spray it with 409 and kill it

You know, it scuttled off after I took this picture and I honestly was going to just let it return to its lair in peace. But then it CAME BACK and you know what, no. If it’s too stupid to stay out of lighted human areas it deserves to get stomped. Spider Darwin Awards. Rest in trashcan, motherfucker.

OH AND PS, WHILE I WAS WRITING THIS POST I GOT UP TO LET MY DOG IN AND A HUGE FUCKING MOTH FLEW IN AND STARTED HAVING A GODDAMN ONE-MOTH RAVE OR SOMETHING. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? AM I JUST DESTINED TO BE MENACED BY GIANT BUGS TONIGHT? FUCK.

Uhg. That’s the kind I keep finding in my shower. Now there’s a way to wake up.

tomatogami:

*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*

well… sounds like a problem for the next person

jtotheizzoe:

thebrainscoop:

Science Needs Women: 
For Women in Science; the L’Oreal Foundation 

I’m sharing this video on any platform I can because when I first found it last week it had something like 1,400 views, but it’s the most beautifully produced and succinctly narrated video addressing some of the most complicated issues facing women in STE(A)M fields I’ve found yet. 

I’m sharing this for every time I’m called a “feminazi.”

…for every time I’m told that my concerns aren’t valid, our that our issues are imagined.

…for every time I hear “women just don’t like science,” or worse - “women just aren’t good at science.”

…for every time we’re told that we can have a family or a career, but not both - and for every time we feel like we have to decide between the two.

…for every time a study comes out saying as many as 64% of women endure sexual harassment during field work

…for the fact that women earn 41% of PhD’s in STEM fields, but make up only 28% of tenure-track faculty in those fields.

…and because we need more women mentors in these fields to stand up for issues that are not “women’s issues” - these are people issues that affect our collective society as a whole.

The women in this video are my heroes and they should be your heroes, too.

Science needs women.

(Source: -teesa-)